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KEVIN: You want to watch what?
KEVIN: Wait, is this the Kon Mari woman?
KEVIN: ....
*five seconds into show*
Ok, episode 1, and the couple sniping at each other is already making me deeply uncomfortable.
Ok, I am marginally sympathetic to the guy bellowing “DOES A BIN FULL OF HANGERS BRING YOU JOY?!”

Man, we’re at a weird cultural moment.
This is not changing my strong desire to dropkick this dude into the sun.
We have decided to skip to Episode Two and leave that couple behind.
Kevin cannot handle the animism. Meanwhile, left alone long enough, I would anthropomorphize a sock.
ME: *sits bolt upright* I FIGURED IT OUT
ME: You can’t stand to think of everything as living because you’re afraid you’ll have to give them all walkies and mealworms!
KEVIN: ...please god not more pets.
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