My friend, I appreciate your attempt to get her into your hobbies, but reading the history of githyanki aloud to a woman who has not looked up from her phone and is no longer even grunting is acknowledgement...
I mean, I’ve written actual fanfic that included githyanki and even I am drifting off.
Start with something fun! Dragons! Orcs!
This book can’t be alphabetical because he just got to Lloth. I mean, everybody loves Lloth...
HIM: Fun fact about the drow! Women are in charge and men are basically subservient!
HER: .....yay.
HIM: Fun fact about the drow! Women are in charge and men are basically subservient!
HER: .....yay.
Words cannot express, Twitter, the absolute passionlessness of that “Yay.” It actually sucked the color out of the room like a Care Bear villain.
OH SHIT WE JUST GOT TO DRIZZT
I’m gonna go pull a fire alarm.
No, it’ll take too long. I’m gonna start a fire.
He got to Elminster while I was looking for a fire alarm. Is this better or worse?
Aaahhggh it was a trap he’s gone back to Drizzt and is now enumerating his companions because she “might like Catti-Brie” oh god oh god
“I’m gonna read some more to you about the astral plane!”
He’s reading the flavor text too. I just heard a prayer to Mystra in Starbucks.
He’s reading the flavor text too. I just heard a prayer to Mystra in Starbucks.
Right, I’m out. I have places to be. And if I don’t have a place to be, I will make one up.
