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I imagine the worst part of running for president, regardless of party, is having to pretend you actually like rural Iowa for a year straight.
I'm sure I have now insulted some readers who are from rural Iowa. Don't worry though, I insult all parts of the country, including my own.
But I mean really, how many gigantic pork sandwiches that with meat 13 times the size of the bun can one eat?
Those gigantic pork sandwiches on tiny buns are actually pretty decent, but any food tradition with mismatched sizes of meat and bun is a deeply flawed food tradition.
The first primaries should actually take place in New Mexico so I can be amused at white bread candidates trying to eat green chile every day.
Every time Biden says something stupid, his mild green chile is "accidentally" replaced by hot.
