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<Spots up. Cooper and Boles at a table. Mcdonnell and Stamer standing stage left. Music starts: 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' from the Lion King>
MCDONNELL
I can see what's happening!
STAMER
What?
MCDONNELL
And they don't have a clue!
MCDONNELL
I can see what's happening!
STAMER
What?
MCDONNELL
And they don't have a clue!
STAMER
Who?
MCDONNELL
They'll pass their Bill and here's the bottom line:
The north will go true blue!
STAMER
Oh
MCDONNELL
The lure of cross bench action,
Co-operation everywhere.
And in this new pragmatic atmosphere…
…Disaster's in the air.
Who?
MCDONNELL
They'll pass their Bill and here's the bottom line:
The north will go true blue!
STAMER
Oh
MCDONNELL
The lure of cross bench action,
Co-operation everywhere.
And in this new pragmatic atmosphere…
…Disaster's in the air.
COOPER
Can we kill, No-Deal tonight?!
The peace of mind it brings,
The House for once in perfect harmony
Except the Brexit wing.
BOLES
We’ll find a way to show her
The PM has to know
To crash out hard?! Impossible!
No deal just has to go.
Can we kill, No-Deal tonight?!
The peace of mind it brings,
The House for once in perfect harmony
Except the Brexit wing.
BOLES
We’ll find a way to show her
The PM has to know
To crash out hard?! Impossible!
No deal just has to go.
COOPER
She's holding back, delaying
For what? We can't decide.
If she were the PM that she thinks she is
She wouldn’t let this last chance slide!
BOLES/COOPER
Can we kill, No-Deal tonight?
The peace of mind it brings
The House for once in perfect harmony
Except the Brexit wing
She's holding back, delaying
For what? We can't decide.
If she were the PM that she thinks she is
She wouldn’t let this last chance slide!
BOLES/COOPER
Can we kill, No-Deal tonight?
The peace of mind it brings
The House for once in perfect harmony
Except the Brexit wing
Can we kill, No-Deal tonight?
The voting maths is hard
Steer this through the night's uncertainties
And that is where we are.
MCDONNELL
And if the bill passes tonight,
It can be assumed:
STAMER
Indecisive days for us are history
STAMER/MCDONNELL
In short, our Jez is doomed.
The voting maths is hard
Steer this through the night's uncertainties
And that is where we are.
MCDONNELL
And if the bill passes tonight,
It can be assumed:
STAMER
Indecisive days for us are history
STAMER/MCDONNELL
In short, our Jez is doomed.
Rees-Mogg doing 'Be prepared' (first part of the musical adventures) is here:
DON'T FORGET! This isn't the first #Brexit Adventure. They started here:
And you can buy me a coffee here (if you like!) here: ko-fi.com/garius
DON'T FORGET! This isn't the first #Brexit Adventure. They started here:
And you can buy me a coffee here (if you like!) here: ko-fi.com/garius
ALERT! FIRST LINK WRONG! REES-MOGG BE PREPARED IS HERE!
