Thread by @IWV

Democrats 🚫 #BorderWallFunding but take a look at how your tax dollars have been spent:
> $90,000,000 promoting US culture with nose flutists
> $392,000 NASA study on how humans will react to meeting space aliens
> $350,000,000 to build a rocket testing tower that won't be used

> $19,000,000 paid vacations for bureaucrats gone wild
> $387,000 for swedish massages for rabbits
> $856,000 for lion mountains on treadmills
> $124,300,000 OPM pays contractor to "flush" security clearance investigations
> $331,000 to study spouses stabbing vooodoo dolls

> $171,000 for scientists to study gambling monkeys
> $146,000,000 for sports stadium subsidies
> $10,000 for a "Zombie in Love" musical
> $10,000 to watch grass grow
> $371,026 to ask moms if they love dogs as much as kids
> $200,000 to fund a brewery in NY

> $15,000 to target youth with a stoner (smoking dope) symphony
> $117,521 to chronicle the 70's hippie movement
> $307,524 on synchronized swimming for sea monkeys
> $41,000 on Penn State morale-boosting study
> $450,000 on high-end gym memberships for DHS bureaucrats

> $3,000,000,000 on golf club testing
> $44,500,000 to protect NASA's tower of pork
> $1,980,000 to keep open an uneeded "sheep station"
> $3,500,000 on splash parks
> $10,000 on a hullicinatory trip pilgrimage to Graceland

> $45,000 to demolish a new bridge for using $3k worth of Canadian steel
> $1,000,000,000 for Pentagon to destroy $16B worth of unneeded ammunition
> $70,000 on Bruce Lee play promoting racial stereotypes
> $16,000,000 for a new road through a ghost mall

> $77,000,000 for USPS to ship soda to Alaska
> $1,250,000 for the Grammy Museum
> $5,200,0000 on voicemails from the future
> $47,000 on laughing classes
> $202,000 for FEMA to build a golf course
> $1,437,966 Disney Polynesian makeover
> $15,000 hunt for tomb of Genghis Khan

> $35,000,000 for DHS to buy too many cars that sit unused
> $27,000,000 to fund low-income housing run by slumlords allowing infestations of roaches, mice, and feces
> $410,000 on a "bird in space" replica
> $80,000,000 for DOD to build real-life "IronMan" suit

🚨 We've pointed out the wasteful spending, now we need you to ACT! Funding for barriers along the border is only 0.1% of the entire budget. Tell Congress to #SecureTheBorder. Take action→ bit.ly/2VPUr9r #BorderCrisis #FundTheWall

CORRECTION: We've pointed out *SOME of the wasteful spending. Unfortunately, as we're sure you know, there's a lot more.

Additionally, have to admit kinda sad no one pointed out that epic Ron Swanson clip in the first tweet. Come on, people! 😀