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1. Green New Deal (GND) -- the most malodorous and putrid bombast of flatulence ever to have come out of sitting members of Congress. It's not a bill or a resolution. It's a sick parody compiled by a bunch of clueless and degenerate minds.
2. Allow me to show you what it says the government will provide in 10 years -- basically everything under the sun, but the best part is it will also provide economic security for anyone 'unwilling' to work. How frigging delicious is that! 
3. Lest you think they didn't think of how to fund it. They did. It will be funded by Federal Reserve through Quantitative Easing.
I think there is an easier way to achieve all the goals even faster (of course the Left will get around to it in good time): Eliminate all people.
I think there is an easier way to achieve all the goals even faster (of course the Left will get around to it in good time): Eliminate all people.
4. David Harsanyi's précis of GND goals:
Ban affordable energy
Eliminate nuclear energy
Eliminate 99% of cars
Gut and rebuild every building in America
Eliminate air travel
A government-guaranteed job
Free education for life
A salubrious diet
A house
Free money
Bonus: Ban meat
Ban affordable energy
Eliminate nuclear energy
Eliminate 99% of cars
Gut and rebuild every building in America
Eliminate air travel
A government-guaranteed job
Free education for life
A salubrious diet
A house
Free money
Bonus: Ban meat
5. To understand the full extent of the kind of pile of excrement this plan is, you must read this article.
thefederalist.com/2019/02/07/ten…
thefederalist.com/2019/02/07/ten…
6. Now here was a chance for @AOC to make her mark. She had the attention of the whole nation and beyond. All she had to do was to hire someone to come up with a reasonable and realistic plan to move the needle further along, and she would have receive widespread approbation.
7. But no, @AOC is not that kind of woman. She is a leftist loony with visions of Moonshots dancing around in her head. So she goes ahead with this abortion of a plan and instantly becomes the laughing stock of the world. I don't think she will ever live it down.
8. No serious person would ever take @AOC seriously again. Oh yes they will pamper her, and support her, and follow her on Twitter and Instagram, drool over her public postures and poses, but nobody will take her seriously behind closed doors. She has turned herself into a prop.
9. By the way, here is the link to the plan that some cabal of rabid lunatics compiled for her to go ahead and wear on her forehead as she turns herself into a joke.
The End.
assets.documentcloud.org/documents/5729…
The End.
assets.documentcloud.org/documents/5729…
And what does Nancy Pelosi think of it? Well, she is not running for President, and isn't feckless like her Senatorial Democratic colleagues who are shit scared of rubbing the leftist loonies in their party the wrong way. Pelosi has to actually try to govern.
You thought I was kidding about @AOC instantly becoming a laughing stock of the world. No, I was not. See this thread from Kimberley Strassel of the Wall Street Journal.
Hear, hear!
But she is the future of the Democratic Party we have been told.
You get the picture. People aren't holding back.
Ladies and gentlemen, future of the Democratic Party: @AOC and her #GreenNewDeal
Ladies and gentlemen, future of the Democratic Party: @AOC and her #GreenNewDeal
This is really in the @AOC plan.
"There's a need for a serious discussion about our climate. The Green New Deal is not serious. " -- David French
Now environmental extremists think Nancy Pelosi is "on the wrong side of history" because she made fun of the ImPolitiBunny @AOC.
Don't miss this. He is discussing @AOC 'legislation'.
