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Margot Cleveland
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My frickin' 9 year old is gaslighting me! I put out his morning pills before breakfast, and accidentally put out 7 instead of 6 of one and one of the second. He came in to eat and as I was doing dishes remembered and said "Hey, can you toss one of the enzymes in the trash, I 1/
2/ accidentally gave you seven. He tosses it into the garbage hoop style and then:
Son; "Hey, mom there are only six pills here, 5 enzymes & 1 cultural. I need another enzyme.
Me: "what?"
Son: Moving silverware to show me there are only 5 enzymes and not six."
3/ Me: "That's weird, I KNEW I put out 7."
Son:
Me: "Okay, where'd you toss the extra enzyme I had put out."
Son: "Over there. I had you didn't I! You thought you were losing it!"
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