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TRUE FACT OF THE DAY: When falcon breeders want to breed falcons, they wear special falcon sex hats. The hat encourages the falcon to shag the breeder's head and collects the falcon sperm, which can then be artificially inseminated.

I'll say that again: FALCON SEX HATS.
ALSO TRUE FACT: If you want your own falcon sex hat, you can buy one from Amazon. A snip at £155. Falcon jizz not included. amazon.co.uk/Falcon-Copulat…
Further reading on the conservational importance of the falcon sex hat, in case you like to back up your trivia with research: earthtouchnews.com/wtf/wtf/behold…
A lot of people have said "band name!" but personally I'm working up a blockbuster movie pitch about louchely charming international man of mystery Falcon Sexhat and his muscular sidekick/lover Peregrine Jizz.
Look at this beauty. "Made to order, perfect for any size falcon and available in any colour." ANY COLOUR. I mean, just imagine it. The only three words greater than Falcon Sex Hat would be FALCON RAINBOW ORGY.
By the way, if you want to sing about falcon sex hats, my recommended tune is Crazy Horses by the Osmonds.

🎶 FAL-con SEX hats... *mating screech* *mating screech*
🎶 FAL-con SEX hats... *mating screech* *mating screech*
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