15 hours of radio silence-
Donad that's not like you,
Mueller report is coming I hear-
and it's probably gonna indict you.

Are you freaking out right now?
These are scary times...
I'd be scared as fuck too,
If I'd committed all those crimes.

16 hours quiet now and we're still counting,
Surely the tension you're feeling is BIGLY mounting.

I don't feel bad for your dumbass-
Not even one tiny little bit,
Did you drop your phone in the toilet- before this morning's Tweet shit?
Here we go!-he has awoke!,
Someone get his Diet Coke!

Talking about 4G, 5G, even 6G,
Need to tweet faster; DECLARE AN EMERGENCY!

When will he launch his Twitter attacks?,
Probably after he eats his Big Macs.

Internet speeds are now the issue,
@tedcruz is gonna need more tissues.

Senators watching MILF porn at 6G speeds?
That's the last thing that America needs.

Release the Mueller report without redaction,
#impeach45 is gaining traction...
That's not a wall-that's a fence,
Nobody is buying all this pretense.

A couple of rails with vertical slats,
Only fooling your dumbass redhats.

I really enjoy spoofing your Twitter rants,
Did you hear @KaitMarieox pooped her pants?

tRump is the real ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.
Followed blindly by MAGAt sheeple.

Why the hell did you even tweet this?,
Did you heel clean up the hooker sheet-piss?

A true leader-sir you are not,
The way I see it you are a fucking twa


Saved by the character limit.
Look at Donnie-sweating bullets,
Look at the MAGAts, donning mullets.

The #ComplicitGOP saw no collusion???
Donad tweets are senile effusion...

It seems you're the only thing that's fake,
Who puts ketchup on overcooked steak?
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