15 hours of radio silence-
Donad that's not like you,
Mueller report is coming I hear-
and it's probably gonna indict you.
Are you freaking out right now?
These are scary times...
I'd be scared as fuck too,
If I'd committed all those crimes.
#LockHimUp
Surely the tension you're feeling is BIGLY mounting.
I don't feel bad for your dumbass-
Not even one tiny little bit,
Did you drop your phone in the toilet- before this morning's Tweet shit?
Someone get his Diet Coke!
Talking about 4G, 5G, even 6G,
Need to tweet faster; DECLARE AN EMERGENCY!
When will he launch his Twitter attacks?,
Probably after he eats his Big Macs.
@tedcruz is gonna need more tissues.
Senators watching MILF porn at 6G speeds?
That's the last thing that America needs.
Release the Mueller report without redaction,
#impeach45 is gaining traction...
Nobody is buying all this pretense.
A couple of rails with vertical slats,
Only fooling your dumbass redhats.
I really enjoy spoofing your Twitter rants,
Did you hear @KaitMarieox pooped her pants?
#impeachtrump
tRump is the real ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.
Followed blindly by MAGAt sheeple.
Why the hell did you even tweet this?,
Did you heel clean up the hooker sheet-piss?
A true leader-sir you are not,
The way I see it you are a fucking twa
Saved by the character limit.
Look at the MAGAts, donning mullets.
The #ComplicitGOP saw no collusion???
Donad tweets are senile effusion...
It seems you're the only thing that's fake,
Who puts ketchup on overcooked steak?