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While this is symbolic, it's moot, in practice.

1) Most likely, we won't need a draft. #Future wars will be automated, just like cars & romance.

https://twitter.com/NYTNational/status/1100642214730969089

2) If we had a draft, we're screwed anyway. We can't even convince kids earning $0 on Twitch to take one of the 5M unfilled, high-paying blue-collar #jobs w/free training. Our draft is just a way to fill up Canada & tear down our big beautiful Mexican wall..w/fleeing US migrants.

3) This policy is just bad math. You need women & R̶.̶ ̶K̶e̶l̶l̶y̶ Barry White tunes to make future soldiers, but only a tiny hairem of guys named Tom Brady & Jason Momoa.

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