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A colleague told me about this 2016 Babylon Bee satire. I have no idea how I missed it. Instant classic. "Local Family Inadvertently Prints Imprecatory Psalm On Christmas Cards" babylonbee.com/news/local-fam… via @TheBabylonBee
Now he's giving me ideas for our next Christmas card. “Oh that you would slay the wicked, O God!” or “Do I not hate those who hate you, O Lord? And do I not loathe those who rise up against you? I hate them with complete hatred; I count them my enemies.”
“Let the wicked fall into their own nets, while I pass by safely.”
“Let burning coals fall upon them! Let them be cast into fire, into miry pits, no more to rise!”
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