With Epstein, you knew who you were getting in bed with.
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BDSM? old hat.
Lithophilia? interesting, but 🤷🏼♀️.
Stygiophilia? that's expected in the GOP.
Nasolingus? Keep it at home, but cool.
And that's what you'll REALLY be judged upon.