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My Lyft driver has pro-gun bullshit all over his car, his stick shift is a .50 cal round, and he’s wearing a wounded warrior bracelet. So I’m like, “Uh, where’d you serve?”

“I didn’t. But I thought about joining in high school.”

“Well I thank you for your Lyft service, sir.”
How do I give this jackalope negative stars?
He was listening to country music but after I told him I was a vet, he thanked me for my service and asked if I want to listen to rap. Someone please get me tf out of this hell wagon.
Waking up to a bunch of AR-carrying, camo cargo short-wearing crybabies in my mentions
I actually didn’t notice it, but somebody pointed out this 3 Percenters patch. So immediately this becomes a public safety issue. These guys were at Charlottesville and often attend Neo-Nazi rallies. They’re listed as extremist group by the SPLC. Get this dude outta here, @lyft.
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