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GAIL SIMONE
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The Punisher would be a lot prettier if he smiled more.
All I'm saying is, give the ladies a little eye candy. I don't think I should have to support a show that clearly hates half its audience by not showing a little more butt cleavage.
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Guys. Guys. Look.

It's not as if I'm saying he needs more makeup.
Pretty Franky
Why the atitude
Pretty Franky
Killin' all the dudes
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
Why don't you show a little toooooooth

MERCY

Ohhh oohh

PRETTY FRANKY
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GAIL SIMONE
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Give them a want. vital for a villain to have a motive. So, I usually take a normal human thing and amplify it to obsession. Normal person wants a hat, Mad Hatter can't function WITHOUT thinking about hats.
Normal person wants admiration, bad guy kills when he doesn't get it. 1/
OR, take a ridiculous, huge motivation and EXPRESS it in human terms. Bad guy wants to destroy all life is just a bigger version of guy who wants to be alone. Bad guy wants to conquer worlds is bigger version of angry neighbor or ruthlessly ambitious co-worker.
Even the impossible, world-beating fantasy characters are usually best expressed with a relatable human element. Thanos is in love with death, we have ALL wanted something or someone unattainable.

Find a thing that people want, amplify it, it almost always works.
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GAIL SIMONE
@GailSimone
Okay, this is why I love just watching people.

We have been trying to get home for three days, we’ve been stuck in Seattle due to weather. We finally have a flight, it’s early, we’re tired and crabby. 1/
In front of us is a very lovely young woman, beautiful skin and dark hair, and she’s pink. Everything is pink.

Pink shoes, socks, outfit, jacket, purse, bags, even her jewelry is pink. She’s very nice but clearly anxious and maybe a little harried. Carrying a pink bag. 2/
This is the tsa line, by the way.

She’s clearly worried about her bag, like, carrying it carefully like it’s full of Faberge eggs.

What’s in the bag?

I of course assume it’s the infinity Gauntlet.

3/
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GAIL SIMONE
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Okay, a quick few thoughts about what it means to be in comics and why trolls and the like don't bother me much. This is just an early morning rant and likely will be lacking in coherence, so there. :)
Working in comics means almost every day, we get to see incredible art. Not just from our collaborators, but it's in every aspect of the career. Your immersed in gorgeous, awe-inspiring imagery every day. It's your environment. Your job is surrounded by wonder.
It can mean you get to work in the largest and longest-running communal fiction tapestries in history, characters who you loved your entire life, worlds & concepts that helped shape you as a person, and you get to pass that on to share with the person reading for the first time.
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Normally, if people want to make complete fools of themselves, over and over, I'd say, "Do you."

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Florida is a (slightly pink) battleground state, one decided by low single digits. That not only has been the case with actual outcomes, but our SBDP polls never showed a contender with more than a 4-point lead in Florida. And they won't get one if both candidates are acceptable.
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