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Michael Avenatti, Quiet Part Loud All-Star 
the first demand is a "settlement offer"; i have no idea what the second demand is but the us attorney gave it a name.
Nike's lawyers were already talking to the feds while Avenatti was still waiting for the elevator in their building.
(even demand one is shady but at least it has the truthiness of being law-related)
*directly into the microphone* the deal is that unless you pay me i will hurt you
"Sir, I've never had an internal investigation cost this much."
"Well, that's because you've never considered extortion, stupid."
"Well, that's because you've never considered extortion, stupid."
"Hmm. This retainer thing seems pricey. What if we just settled with your client?"
"But my client's a crook!"
"But my client's a crook!"
lol he posted this in between meetings with nike's lawyers
he got arrested at Nike's attorneys' office, where he was for a meeting hear their final offer, which was delivered by Tom Hagen
the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long
say what you will about Michael Cohen but he always put the client first
