Thread by @delaneykingrox

Discovery abridged:

Token asian guy who is not Harry Kim: sir, I have one line.

Pike: raise shields. I must look pensive.

Tilly: may I low self esteem here?

Detma: we are coming up on a location, obviously I should slow down but I am going to tell the captain.

Pike:slow down

Detma: I spend more time in the makeup chair than the writers spend developing or using me.

Saru: the secret is to have scenes with Michael. She is the most important character in the universe.

Detma: I will thank you with my second and only line until ship under threat

Michael: my family member is somehow involved. I must drama with family member.

Spock: someone should quote shakespere to add gravitas to a paper thin set up.

Michael: I shall quote Shakespere.

Pike: cannot allow that, but I use my sincerest sincere brow

Michael: conflicted

Nilson: I am happy to finally get all those prosthetics off my face.

Saru: you look familliar

Nilson: yes. Everyone cried even though I had absolutely no deep connection as I wasn't developed as a character.

Owosekun: me too. Noone knows my name.

Rhys: same.

Saru: we have reacted the second act. The stakes are raised.

Michael: I must break protocol.

Pike: I cannot allow that.

Saru: I will do it.

Tilly: I have an idea. It is great but Michael will explain it and finish me...

Michael: sentence. Yes, and I will provide statistics

Stamits: we have worked together, but the solution relies on one character who is arcing.

Tilly: this isn't my arc today.

Georgio: i will not do it beause I am evil.

Michael: I will do it.

Georgio does the thing.

Michael: you are actually good.

Georgio: I will tell you I am not but I will give a pensive look to camera afterwards to show you are right.

Detma: I must announce the threat is passing.

Owosekun: relief face

Saru: I confirm this with awe and science.

Tilly: my self esteem is bad but my friends appreciate me

Michael: I am making peace with family member I was conflicted over.

Saru: I must tell Michael she is important and I respect her.

Michael: I must accept this with great emotion.

*Alarms go off*

Saru: third act!

Burnam: okay, I must self sacrifice

Saru: I must warn against it and tell you the stakes.

Pike: I cannot allow that.

Burnham and Saru: please allow that.

Pike: okay, I will allow everything.

Section 31: we must foil the third act.

Suru: we have split up to face two threats

Tilly: I suggest an idea to solve the ship bas...

Michael:ship based threat! I ask saru if something is possible.

Saru: I set up that it is and tell you the stakes. They're high.

Pike: I put myself at risk also, or blame myself for something so you like me.

Spock: I am in this scene.

Michael: I must be emotional around you.

Spock: I must pep talk.

Michael: i am pepped. I shall rejoin the action.

Tilly: while you where going through lowest point in the third act I...

Michael: third act you came up with risky science solution

Saru: we have reached critical CG budget moment.

Pike: everyone look terrified whilst I look uneasy and yet responsible.

Michael: I quote shakespere.

Detma: everything is about to blow up.

Owosekun: I look very scared.

Saru: I must announce time limit

Georgio: I do dark and sneaky thing, once again establishing my ex.

Culber: I am in this episode.

Tyler: I suffer. This is my suffering beard. Noone trusts me.

The day is saved!

Detma: I announce something is falling. Usually tachyons involved or something like that.

Owosekun: I do much relief.

Saru: confirm Detma' statement, because she is ginger and a woman.

Tilly: this is notable.

Saru: I confirm Tilly's statement

Michael: i must have an emotional denouement.

Alarms

Detma: I am picking up a cliffhanger on scanners

Pike: on screen

Saru: I will state the new dilemma and seem worried!

Michael: it has something to do with me!

End

Rhys: seriously, I stand right where Harry Kim does and noone addresses me by name. The author had to google me. Harry Kim should have been promoted so many times. I am doomed.

Red Angel: I am not Captain Janeway. But seriously, how good would that have been?

Thanks for putting up with my crap. I have hurt my back and am in bed, so may shitpost like this until healed.

In the meantime, shout me a coffee I can take painkillers with?

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