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I wonder how many "Beto is a furry" replies this tweet will get
Too many to count. I'm going to ballpark it at around 700 to 800 in the hour since he posted this tweet.
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Lmaooooooooo
I got lit af and did not realize dude kept going, mad about this for hours
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@ComfortablySmug
It's great watching the benevolent Libs of San Francisco forced to cope with the fruits of their hippie bullshit

They'd rather have gofundmes to fight each other than actually do what must be done

Vote in a hardass like 1990s Giuliani to go full RoboCop and clean up the streets
Libs: "Oh my God the for profit prisons system and war on drugs is awful!"

Same Libs: *Donates anonymously to gofundme to keep homeless people addicted to drugs away from their homes and yoga studios*
Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, London Breed? You weep for hobos, and you curse the GOP. You have that luxury.
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Remember the Mueller report lmao
We got Mueller to report Trump did nothing wrong, Comey to ruin Hillary's campaign, and tricked the Libs into worshipping them both lmaooooooooo
Hahahahahahahahah
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