Thread by @BabarBaAishKosh

Life has been a mess, so I've decided I need role models to bring it back on track.

#1 Sir Naeem Ul Haque: Just like me, he has achieved absolutely nothing in his life on his own, yet he carries himself as if he's doing us all a favor by his mere existence in this mortal world

#2 This Cop: When I was 18 I had this huge crush on a girl. Was never able to say anything but did this same thing with my eyes. Now whenever I remember it I start cursing myself for being an idiot. After watching this guy I am going to stalk her again n not feel bad about it 🥺

#3 This Khalai Khota: I can't remember just how many times I have deleted a tweet just before tweeting it, thinking it was stupid. Then there is this guy, who was an ex minister and yet tweets the cheapest and stupidest shi* that there is with confidence of a god. I like that.

#4 Yasra Gee: I've always wanted to be a rockstar with millions of fans crazy for my autograph. But as when I sing its sounds more like hm.. Satan's fart I guess. So never pursued my dream. Then there is Yasra. Not a single stanza of her makes any sense yet she's living her dream

#5 Sir Buzdar: I'm a freelance programmer, many a time I'm offered a project that I know I won't be able to handle so I decline the offer. But there's Buzdar, he knew all along that he was unfit for the job but he took it anyway. He overcame impostor syndrome that I never will 😐

# A Patwari: Do you question things? I question things & this makes life difficult. See when u start questioning things sometimes answers are not to ur liking, and I hate it. Then there is Patwari, he doesn't question anything, he's content, he's happy & I want that happiness 🥺

#7 Sir Klasra: When 2 of my lawyer or doctor friends talk about their practice, I stay quiet for the fear of embarrassing myself by saying something stupid. But there is Klasra, he's master of each & every discipline of knowledge that humanity has discovered or will discover 🙏🙏

#8 Pir Afzal Qadri: Since childhood when they rang doorbells & left me to get thrashed, I've been getting in trouble because of my friends. I tried returning the favor but ☹️. Pir sab, oh he destroyed the political career of his friend with just 1 episode of diarrhea of the mouth

#9 ToThePointMansoor: I'm a programmer, but degree that I have is not really related to it. It's more of a passion & hence never got a job, I'm a freelancer. Mansoor doesn't have a degree but not only hosts his own show but behaves as a Howard alumnus & a Pulitzer winner. Respect

#10 The Bablu: I've lost count number of times I had to forfeit dreams for my family. Go into engineering they said, Uncle Faruque's son is an engineer, don't u care about ur family. Then there's Bablu, his father is sick & imprisoned, Bablu doesn't give a shit, he has goals 👍

#11 TahaLee: I'm not much of fighter. Sometimes when I do get into a scuffle, I get my backside royally kicked. Sad part is I'm 6'3" so people have expectations. Then there's Taha, he may look like a malnourished weasel to u but make no mistake he can outfight 6 trained commandos

#12 This Indian General: Like the rest of my personality, speech is also quite boring. I've no idea of pitch & tone. Then there's General Bakhshi, who has mastered this art. He starts calmly, makes u comfortable with his calm voice & then scares the crap out of u at the end 😍

#13 Jan: When I started tweeting, was told to get followers I should tweet something humorous. But realizing I'm not all that funny I didn't. Jan who's lame af, tweets a supposedly funny video each week where the only humorous thing is Ammar's neck or rather lack of it. Balls 👍

#14 Youthias: I hate confrontations; so many a times even if I don’t like something I stay mum. Then there are Youthias, they're always looking for a confrontation. If they’re not at war with Patwaris or Jyalas, they divide themselves into two groups and do war games. Like rn.