Thread by @skizyman

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Y'all probably wondering how I got here, in this mess... Well, let me tell you guys a story 💀 [THREAD]

Well this is me...Kizy ,I'm the biggest man in this jungle, I run the place like I'm a top dawg,Oops
... Sorry Big Cat 👌

From the way I look you'd probably think I'm a cheat, lol nah... I'm a badass Lion but I sure do know how to keep a beach and raise my kids 😌👌❤

See my babe, Susu.. Shes a badass baby, she no dy sleep.. She sabi run am and she's also the leader of her squad but thats where I fucked up 💀

Susu is a good mother, knows how to look meat for the kids and I but at the same time, she's a freak in the field (i can't say sheets because its a jungle 💀)

My dick game is also 10.0 for sure too

Unknown too me, Susu normally tells her friends about how I use to run am.. That I know how to hit all the corners gbas gbos gbas gbos, until my news cast round the whole place

One of her jealous friends... You know how babes do na, that one has been trying to enter my package as per say, I sabi run am... Everytime Nneka will be staring at me
She go look me... I go look am
But I didn't know she had something in mind

Thats how she eventually caught me in one corner and called me

Nneka : Kizyman! How are you doing 😌

Me: *whats all this nonsense

"I've been waiting to tell you, I've been wanting to tell you how big you look now, strong man...Susu is enjoying oo" she said

Thats how she went on and on and on o, she kept sweet talking me rubbing my beards 🌚 oo... And me, I am very cheap.. Just have sweet voice and I'm all yours

She did all that and that how I gave her the D 💀...what have I done?

Me that thought she wanted quickie so I did it fast fast so no one will notice us o... Nneka went around telling everybody that I'm a 1 minute man

She told everybody and naso I tak cast, babes looking at me like a Fowl and saying "Look at the thing Susu is making noise for" 😭

Thats how Susu came back home shouting at me ooo

Susu: How could you?

Me: i don't know what ya talking about dear

Susu: you are very stupid, look what you've done... You've made me look like a fool, I trusted you

Me: babe, I didn't meant to

Thats how I didn't eat that nyt

First thing I did was the next morning was to go and meet that ode that cant keep quiet,babe that I closed eye to do spreading nonsense rumours about me
We exchanged words like mad and that how she said shes pregnant...But na yesterday we do am na
She said "rush in, rush out" 💀

I couldn't handle the heat going on in that jungle, I had to leave abeg... So I took my bags and let to meet my friends from way back

I stopped different cars but no one will answer me, they thought I was hungry but they didn't know my problems were more than hunger

House is in shambles

Side chick said she's pregnant

All the females in the jungle think I'm a One minute man... Emi Lion ,look at what they've turned me into 😭 Thats how I was lamenting to my guy's oo

My guys were just saying shit.. Those niggas dumb af,dem niggas said I should free dem bitches and go to a strip club...Tf? How that going to help?

Well, I went to meet my other friend and he inspired me "be the lion you are, acquire to prespire" Idk tf he meant but I was moved

3 month's still in chilling with my bros after going to parties,casino's and Strip Clubs of course 💀...I didn't know my Wife and side chick had reunited

Susu and Nneka coming to Lagos? I don die 😭😭...Nneka even bring pikin come sef...pikin na premature? Now now e don do?Chai

Me that was still in Quilox that day when my nigga Mazi lion(@I_pissVodka) was throwing his party welcoming his 2nd set of twins didn't know I will soon be baba baby in a few seconds... Inside life 😭😥

Thats how I was just coming out of Quilox oo, and I noticed Susu,Nneka,Bisi,Faithful and Valqueen waiting for me outside Quilox oo and my whole life flashed right in front of me

I think say na the Alomo wey Olamide give me make me dy reason nonsense but omo na true.. Before I know what's up Susu ti fa mi ni Shirt, Nneka ti fa mi ni Shokoto 😭💀
Come and carry your child... Daddy baby, be calling yourself Lion of 9ja but you won't carry your child Ayo

These ones did not come to play ooo...If you see the way they rushed me, you people will think I slept with another mans wife o 😭😭💀
They even used teeth to grab my balls..I wan cry, e no easy

All the shout I shout, the camera man didn't still help, internet has ruined y'all

Yeeee... My balls!! my balls!!!

I was shouting and nobody helped me, I still feel Bisi trying to use her tongue to quickly give me blowjob and size my penis, lol groped me in such a bad time SCUM.. It was sweet tho but I collect beating like say I thief o 🌚💀

5 minutes later I could feel them leave after pretending like I passed out ,Imagine all of them shouting useless man

Moral: Women are scum,no matter how good you give dem good D, they won't let you share that blessing to the Rest Of the world..my own #FuckYouChallenge 🌚

i had to cut the story short because the thread was becoming too long and boring lol, nobody liked the story or the moral at the end 😁😂😂💀
But I'll be doing something like this every week sha, thats if you want me to continue 🌚

Should I do another one next week?
#SkizyAnimalGeographic 💀

You liked the thread... I bhet you'd love the beat and rhythm of this song I made... A focking jam 😍❤🔥soundcloud.com/skizyman/skizy…