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I hv a client

Dude borrowed N10m frm d bank to build an LPG plant

Plant ws built, ready for commissioning

Then like ants, more than 7 govt agencies came swooping in at the site & sealed it up

The total bribe demanded to re-open the gas plant is 12m

Invest in Nig? GOD FORBID
Okay requirements needed to build an LPG plant

Survey,
CAC docs
Tax clearance
Location map
Police report
Fire Report
Town planning Approval drawings
EIA report
PI&D
Safety codes & Standards
Site layout

Dude said he has been on this for 1 1/2yrs with about 1.5m paid
IN BRIBES to DPR & other agencies

No definite timeframe, useless bureaucracy, more money being requested, & bank loan interest & time of payment ticking, yet he hasn't started

So he took d law into hs hands & completed d plant pending wen d docs will be releasd

Gbam. Sealed up
See, it is very easy to say he didnt do this or that, but my people, DPR (LPG) are one of the most inactive, slow, confused, thieves in Nig.

You have to pay for them to inspect your site. Pay the other relevant govt agencies their own too, influence the results, pay up collect
It, & the worse part is sometimes the extra humungous bribes arent the issue, it is the no definite timeframe of getting any of d docs mentioned. Oga dont turn up for weeks

1 1/2yr to process simple papers with 1.5m already paid from a loan within double digit interests? Common
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