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Plush BF thread for @Inktail_

You placed the order, not paying much attention. You wanted something to cuddle in bed to chase away your lonliness. When Your Plushie Boyfriend arrived, you were surprised to find he was huge and needed help getting untangled from the bubble wrap.
Your Plushie Boyfriend has paws the size of pillows, if not bigger, they're filled with something heavy and soft. He drapes them over your back and holds you close, a living weighted blanket and bed at the same time. He says you'll never be lonely so long as he's there.
Your Plushie Boyfriend's body weighs a fair bit, you can hear the soft 'Pwumph, Pwumph' of his padded steps as he wanders about the house. Somehow he still manages to sneak up on you, holding you to his belly and nuzzling your cheek. His weight is a gentle comfort.
Your Plushie Boyfriend is a bit protective of you, a plush has to protect its person after all. When you come home sad, or angry, he won't rest until you smile, doing clumsy stunts in the living room, or draping himself across you and poking your cheeks until you can't help it.
Your Plushie Boyfriend is too big to fit in the washing machine, in fact, he's rather afraid of 'The tunnel of darkness'. You sneak off to the pool when he's dirty, washing him softly, before laying in the sun with him as he dries, his body dryer soft and warm afterward.
Your Plushie Boyfriend occasionally comes with you as you go about your day. You're not sure why, but no one questions it. Once a man in an alley held a knife before you, for five seconds before he was buried under plush. Your plush smiles, sometimes softness is the best defense.
Your Plushie Boyfriend dotes on you when you're sick. Somehow you wake up, bleary and heavy, to find he's made you soup despite his seemingly un-nimble paws. He strokes your forehead with surprisingly cool silken pawpads and reads you a story as you heal.
You ask your Plushie boyfriend how he came to be. He smiles and says that every plush has a purpose, to help a person in need, he came to be because you needed him, and he will remain with you as long as you continue to, which he hopes, as he hugs you close, is a long time.
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