You placed the order, not paying much attention. You wanted something to cuddle in bed to chase away your lonliness. When Your Plushie Boyfriend arrived, you were surprised to find he was huge and needed help getting untangled from the bubble wrap.
If you enjoyed, consider getting one of your own! ko-fi.com/caudle
OR if you'd like to support me for my work, I'm building a bit of a nestegg to make bigger things!