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This is strange and adorable and wholesome and vaguely erotic all at the same time. So many different vectors at play.
If you've never been invited to hammer a front-door beaver, you clearly don't understand international diplomacy.
I've spent the past two minutes wondering if this is erasure of some sort, and my head hurts.
To be clear: however you engage with beavers and knocking has no credible correlation with your competence in international affairs. I'm glad we cleared that up.
Interactions involving syrup, on the other hand...
What I'm really trying to say is that I'm never running for public office.
