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i’m stepping out to go for a run during the met gala which is gay but not queer and definitely not camp but i’m taking my phone so i hatch some eggs in pokémon go and shinies are definitely camp so there’s always a possibility 🤞
Mid-run update: Most Pokémon *can* be camp, but shinies always are.
Slowpoke, for example, like Eeyore, is almost always camp. (I mean, the evolutions have *accessories*.)
Slowpoke, for example, like Eeyore, is almost always camp. (I mean, the evolutions have *accessories*.)
A perfect Turtwig is not camp. It is showing wearing fingernail polish and a great tuxedo with some minimal alteration. You did fine, but it just wasn’t the assignment.
Ahem.
Post-run update: I didn’t think about it at the outset, but I wore my Fritz the Cat shirt running, which is, at this point, almost certainly camp.
