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ANYTHING but the 'T' word will do .. heck, let's go a step farther - let's call them 'Activists' in the main header and 'Workers' in the ticker below!
Damn, are we smart or what!
But, dear #NDTV, if it is mere 'activists' visiting, why the hell is Kerala on alert, hainji?
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ANYTHING but the 'T' word will do .. heck, let's go a step farther - let's call them 'Activists' in the main header and 'Workers' in the ticker below!
Damn, are we smart or what!
But, dear #NDTV, if it is mere 'activists' visiting, why the hell is Kerala on alert, hainji?
🤔
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^^
Btw, the self styled Sherlock within me went a step further. I searched who all does #NDTV refer to as 'Activists'.
The results were SHOCKING!
Pic 1: Kavita Ji
Pic 2: Shehla Bibi
Pic 3: Naqvi Saheba
Pic 4: Nobel wale Kailash Ji
Is there a hidden message somewhere?
🤔🤪
^^
Btw, the self styled Sherlock within me went a step further. I searched who all does #NDTV refer to as 'Activists'.
The results were SHOCKING!
Pic 1: Kavita Ji
Pic 2: Shehla Bibi
Pic 3: Naqvi Saheba
Pic 4: Nobel wale Kailash Ji
Is there a hidden message somewhere?
🤔🤪
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Sigh .. If only jumping to conclusions were an Olympic sport .. #NDTV would be the world champion!
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Sigh .. If only jumping to conclusions were an Olympic sport .. #NDTV would be the world champion!
🤣
^^
148
If it doesn't become an Olympic sport, then one of these days, we at #NDTV are going to STOP jumping to conclusions .. Sachchi!
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If it doesn't become an Olympic sport, then one of these days, we at #NDTV are going to STOP jumping to conclusions .. Sachchi!
^^
149
But till the time that happens, our 'star' anchors will keep on advising our Courts how to go about their business, facts be damned!!
#NDTV
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But till the time that happens, our 'star' anchors will keep on advising our Courts how to go about their business, facts be damned!!
#NDTV
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Btw, talking about 'star' anchors, we NEVER claimed maths was their strong suit!
They have one & only one purpose in life - Journalism. Now what kind of journalism, that we'll leave for you to judge!
What we don't understand is why people keep shining mirrors in our faces ..
Btw, talking about 'star' anchors, we NEVER claimed maths was their strong suit!
They have one & only one purpose in life - Journalism. Now what kind of journalism, that we'll leave for you to judge!
What we don't understand is why people keep shining mirrors in our faces ..
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What we at #NDTV fail to understand is why slogans of 'Pakistan Hai Hai' get corrupted to 'NDTV Hai Hai', and that too in London!
Thank God our 'star' anchors are so adept in showing their disdain to people who critisize our brand of 'Journalism'!
What we at #NDTV fail to understand is why slogans of 'Pakistan Hai Hai' get corrupted to 'NDTV Hai Hai', and that too in London!
Thank God our 'star' anchors are so adept in showing their disdain to people who critisize our brand of 'Journalism'!
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Oh,and this one will surely get us a Pulitzer!
We manage to get an 'exclusive' bite (no pun intended!) with a potential Prime Minister of the country on the campaign trail, and what does our fawning reported ask him?
Samosa kaisa tha?
Jalebi bhi khayi?
Oh,and this one will surely get us a Pulitzer!
We manage to get an 'exclusive' bite (no pun intended!) with a potential Prime Minister of the country on the campaign trail, and what does our fawning reported ask him?
Samosa kaisa tha?
Jalebi bhi khayi?
153
Refer tweets 5, 6, 43 and a few others in this thread.
Personally, I've never been clear about what is the difference between militancy and terrorism.
But #NDTV 'allegedly' seems to be CRYSTAL clear as to what is what!
Hats off to them!
Refer tweets 5, 6, 43 and a few others in this thread.
Personally, I've never been clear about what is the difference between militancy and terrorism.
But #NDTV 'allegedly' seems to be CRYSTAL clear as to what is what!
Hats off to them!
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Moving on, I'll just leave a screenshot of this tweet by @Iyervval without adding any comments of my own!
Moving on, I'll just leave a screenshot of this tweet by @Iyervval without adding any comments of my own!
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Ah, the perks of being the daughter in law of a famous economist .. free advice as to how to run large businesses!
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Ah, the perks of being the daughter in law of a famous economist .. free advice as to how to run large businesses!
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ANYTHING but the 'T' word!
So ISIS wala = 'Activitsts'
Arre bhai, Lakshadweep ja rahe thhe bechare, kam se kam 'Tourists' hee likh diya hota .. Oh wait, that too starts with 'T'!
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#NDTV
ANYTHING but the 'T' word!
So ISIS wala = 'Activitsts'
Arre bhai, Lakshadweep ja rahe thhe bechare, kam se kam 'Tourists' hee likh diya hota .. Oh wait, that too starts with 'T'!
🤣
#NDTV
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Talking about the 'T' word, it isn't as if the good folks at the #NDTV don't know that such a word exists.
Heck, they've actually been known to use it once in a while too!
And then there are some jokers who accuse them of having an 'agenda'!
(Source: ndtv.com/world-news/man…)
Talking about the 'T' word, it isn't as if the good folks at the #NDTV don't know that such a word exists.
Heck, they've actually been known to use it once in a while too!
And then there are some jokers who accuse them of having an 'agenda'!
(Source: ndtv.com/world-news/man…)
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So Shri Zakir Musa failed in his Engineering and became a terrorist.
Fair enough.
I wonder how long before we see a headline - Osama bin Laden's engineering degree was fake, he also became a terrorist after failing in his studies!
So Shri Zakir Musa failed in his Engineering and became a terrorist.
Fair enough.
I wonder how long before we see a headline - Osama bin Laden's engineering degree was fake, he also became a terrorist after failing in his studies!
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Rebel Group ya Terrorist Organisation .. ki farak painda ji?
So what if the GOI has OFFICIALLY declared them as a terror organisation way back in 2015?
Hain toh bechare rebels hee!
#NDTV
Rebel Group ya Terrorist Organisation .. ki farak painda ji?
So what if the GOI has OFFICIALLY declared them as a terror organisation way back in 2015?
Hain toh bechare rebels hee!
#NDTV
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We at #NDTV will NEVER back down from highlighting that terrorists too are normal human beings after all.
Promise!
We at #NDTV will NEVER back down from highlighting that terrorists too are normal human beings after all.
Promise!
162
Talk about reputations!
Here we at #NDTV are just doing an honest day's reporting, but even then people just won't stop mocking us .. and then there are some people who are even replying to this tweet saying we are sending out messages to them as to how to live longer ..
:'(
Talk about reputations!
Here we at #NDTV are just doing an honest day's reporting, but even then people just won't stop mocking us .. and then there are some people who are even replying to this tweet saying we are sending out messages to them as to how to live longer ..
:'(
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Oh, and do you remember the 'NDTV Girl' and her 'Brilliant' question to the IMF Chief? (Refer Tweet 72 above)
Apparent that 'brilliance' was pre-scripted by the good folks of #NDTV!
Heck, she even had another 'brilliant' question about mixing political science with economics!
Oh, and do you remember the 'NDTV Girl' and her 'Brilliant' question to the IMF Chief? (Refer Tweet 72 above)
Apparent that 'brilliance' was pre-scripted by the good folks of #NDTV!
Heck, she even had another 'brilliant' question about mixing political science with economics!
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Folks, welcome to #NDTV - Where 7 seats out of 7 in Delhi 'magically' morphs into 7 seats out of 542 Nationwide!
:D
Folks, welcome to #NDTV - Where 7 seats out of 7 in Delhi 'magically' morphs into 7 seats out of 542 Nationwide!
:D
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Sometime it brings tears to my eyes - So much love for a democratically elected representative of people!
This was tweeted when this lady was allegedly working at #NDTV
Sometime it brings tears to my eyes - So much love for a democratically elected representative of people!
This was tweeted when this lady was allegedly working at #NDTV
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Let me sign off on this thread for the time being by leaving this screenshot of a tweet by @MinhazMerchant here without adding any comment to it!
#NDTV
Let me sign off on this thread for the time being by leaving this screenshot of a tweet by @MinhazMerchant here without adding any comment to it!
#NDTV
