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LMAO..hey @amazon there are some 500 truly deranged gun sycophants, apparently also lacking jobs on a Wednesday afternoon (and who like to copy each other's unoriginal joke). They are super jeal that they didn't receive this in their Amazon shipment. In fact, they are..(1/5) 
..convinced that you don't even sell them, and while most appear to be unbalanced and obsessed with someone who would rather not deal with a conduit of savagery, I hope they are correct; regardless, this trash was placed in my shipment unsolicited and I'm not thrilled..(2/5)
..while I understand that it was likely a simple mistake, if you do not sell them, then what are they doing at your distribution center? My hope is that what the Twitter unwell say is true, because it would be shameful to learn that you're profiting off an epidemic..(3/5)
..of senseless murder in the United States. I know zilch about guns, and proud of that, so I wasn't comfortable with taking them into my house, tasking me unwarranted to research how to safely dispose. On the bright side, it awards me great pleasure to inform..(4/5)
..the Twitter #2A-unhinged that there are 24 less cartridges in circulation in a land plagued by boundless slaughter and indifference to peace due to fright that their worship of an inanimate object might be infringed #EndGunViolence (5/5)
