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the hiwaymen are here & they are playing nelly?
jenna stoney’s poor dog, shorty, has had water poured ON HIM but she’s given him absolutely no water to drink all morning. also he hates this song. 
setting up chairs on a sidewalk seems like a clear case of obstruction of a public right of way, something richmond cops have put hands on me for just for walking. wonder what the difference is here?
i think we’re really close to figuring out this whole civil war thing. some of them won’t concede that lee did indeed surrender, but we’re really getting somewhere.
day 56,300
i’m actually really worried about shorty
someone please call the spca
take the kids home, c’mon.
lil’est militia member (i really hate it when they expose their kids to this shit)
@ the cop trying to impress me with his intel by addressing me as madeleine: literally no one calls me my legal name. not even my parents. you’d know that if you were as slick as you pretend to be!
this confederate general just left in a midsized chevy
we’ve been outside the united daughters of the confederacy headquarters since 1. they were supposed to be having a confederate flag raising ceremony at 2.... guess we made ‘em too nervous. just like last time.
