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Visakan Veerasamy
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Eg 57,123 of @sharanvkaur being a genius

- we wanted ice cream
- both our hands are very full
- the last time she asked for an ice cream cone in a sundae cup, the staff was confused and that was A Tedious Ordeal
- so she asked for a cup of water, took a sip and emptied it out
She just has no respect for functional fixedness and I admire that so deeply. A natural hacker
The particularly wild thing to me is how *casual* she is about this stuff. It’s totally normal for her to just hack things. I f I did *one* thing like this I would be swelling with pride at my ingenuity, but she doesn’t even think about it. It’s just how she is
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Visakan Veerasamy
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Since doing a bunch of reading about breathing a while ago, I’ve found myself doing extra-deep breaths from time to time (for eg when I get up to go to pee). And maybe it’s a placebo or something but I do feel more alert or less lethargic. Too early to be anything meaningful
So I’ve done some casual reading but haven’t gone super in-depth, and here is a totally kooky amateur thought that’s probably completely wrong:

It’s possible to breathe more than not, right?

A day of deep breathing is a day of literally *more* breathing than a day of shallow...
We know that the body naturally falls into homeostasis, and severe hyperventilation and hypoventilation are both bad

But what happens when it’s mild? What does a 3-5% hyperventilated state do, when your normie homeostasis... state is sedentary...? I have no idea what I’m saying
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Visakan Veerasamy
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Nice

Here’s my #1 rec for @twitter: realize that quote tweets are a killer feature of your product. Add it as a separate part of notifications besides All and Mentions. And separate it from RTs. Ie make it “likes, RTs, QTs”. Sounds radical? It’ll push this game into hyperdrive
Imagine if you could click on one of your tweets and see all the quote tweets of it. You can kinda do a clunky attempted workaround by searching for your tweet via URL but that’s a crappy UX and sometimes just doesn’t work

Which is my most self-QT’d tweet? I don’t actually know
“Ok I’m imagining it. Umm 5 people quoted my tweet? Cool! So what?”

no! 5 *instances* of your tweet being quoted. You can start doing threads *in reverse*. With different threads that lead to the same *destination*. completely different way of thinking
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Visakan Veerasamy
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I have an *insane* work ethic- but it’s extremely irreverent, unruly, disobedient. It follows its own internal compass and refuses to be controlled by anyone, including/especially me

When I said this at 17, it sounded like I was making excuses

When I say it at 29, people listen
In 30 years or less, people will probably call it genius. I can’t even take credit for it, it’s not really me. I’m the janitor.

My job is to be the interface between that psycho & the “real” world, where y’all play this elaborate game where things are supposed to “make sense”
The phrase "attention deficit" pisses me off, tbh. Who's to say what somebody should be paying attention to? I pay attention to what I think is interesting. I pay LOTS. and LOTS. of attention. To what I think is interesting. If anything, I have attention SURPLUS
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