Thread by @EveKeneinan

Hahahhaahha.

Of course.

Nightwing and Batman.

Good dynamic.

And this dynamic keeps on working!

Green Arrow and Harley Quinn

And could have seen THIS coming?

Besides everyone. Well, anyone who GETS Batman, which no one does.

He stuck a computer virus in Cyborg THE WEEK HE MET HIM.

Hhahahahahahh!

“Some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb!”

Hahhahaah!

I’m loving this re-read of Injustice, which in interrupting my re-watch of Flashpoint Paradox, which is delaying my watch Justice League: Fatal Five, which is delaying my watching Infinity War, which I need to see before catching Endgame!

But I’m having fun. 😆

Oh, and more Harley and Green Arrow.

The thing about reading comics online or watching movies online is that I can hit pause and inflict my thought on all of you!

Muhahahahahaahah! 🤣

Yes, it’s still a bit twisted, but as she says, she’ll take what she can get.

Some days Superman is IN NO MOOD.

When Dick Greyson dies, even Harley cries.

This also makes sense. She wouldn’t be a good match for Batman if she didn’t think at least a good deal like him.

Lex gets Batman.

Remember what I said about a well-written Alfred being a weapon of mass destruction?

I’m not wrong.

It’s on now.

SHOTS FIRED.

Superman wins this round.

Damn, I LOVE Alfred.

If a writer can’t write Alfred, they have NO business on a Batman book.

Just saying.

Well, it would be, wouldn’t it?

Hahahahah.

Good writers make good jokes AND make call backs to them.

And he’s Batman.

Honestly, I would be INCREDIBLY SURPRISED if Batman didn’t have locators somehow hidden in the bloodstreams of all members of the Justice League.

Even the ones that don’t HAVE blood.

Odds Batman borrowed Green Lantern’s ring at some point and figured out how to hack the Guardians’ ring network?

By my calculations, 100%

OUCH.

I honestly didn’t see this coming.

But daaaaaaamn.

And I thought I was being METAPHORICAL when I’ve been calling Alfred a “weapon of mass destruction” is this thread.

I notice that Ganthet didn’t actually ANSWER the question.

Hal’s got a point. I don’t think the Guardians have much high ground on this one.

And the Oscar goes to …

You should know …

Batman is very perceptive.

Would this be a bad time to mention Kilowog?

That’s what you get when you use your Kryptonian fists to beat Green Arrow to death.