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dude: i'm poly, i'm just not looking for anything serious right now

me: ...those are two different things? which is it? are you poly or are you just casually dating?

dude: no i'm poly because i don't want to be tied down to 1 woman

me: so you want to be 'tied down' to 3?
dude: no no i wouldn't be tied down at all that's the point

me: but you would have to be emotionally present for multiple women. like, you'd have to be a good boyfriend to MORE than one woman if you have poly relationships

dude: i don't want to be a bf

me: then ur not poly
OMG STOP none of you are poly!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST REGULAR ASS SINGLE DUDES WHO DON'T WANT TO TEXT WOMEN
idk why all of u have adopted 'poly' - because it makes you look more emotionally mature than saying you don't want anything serious?

but stoppppppit my crops are dying
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