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My kid wanted to die his hair blue but would only do it if I also did and now I’m questioning this whole “parenting” decision.
So this got super weird.
I have an appointment to bleach and dye my hair in an hour. Apparently I have to provide the dye myself because the fancy salons around here don’t do “fashion colors” 🙄
I’m only doing this because a bunch of people pledged a lot of money to a good cause. At least I didn’t listen to @alexstamos’s waxing suggestions.
I’m going to interpret this more as “lots of people looking for any excuse to donate to a good cause” and less as “they know how ridiculous I’ll look showing up at a DARPA meeting.”
This is dire. 
Oh my god how do people do this.
Pictures are going to get a little sparser here because apparently with blond hair I’m basically Guy Fieri.
The great thing about being a computer scientist is that nobody cares what you look like, so you never have to deal with this kind of crap.
Oh god.
30 minutes to cook on this. Hope you’re making those donations people.
Well that is... something.
So @RAICESTEXAS should be $12,500 better off. A great cause even without the hair. Thanks @FiloSottile and many, many others. I may need to sign off Twitter soon just to keep people from making me dye the beard too :)
