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the debates should take a cue from jeopardy and make contestants write their own name on the front of the podium
did that moderator have a broken wrist last night?
just realized i’ve heard 100x more bernie impressions than actual audio of bernie talking. this is charlie chaplin losing the charlie chaplin lookalike contest.
michael bennet has a little butthole mouth
according to most of the democratic field M4A actually stands for means testing for all
swalwell got some kind of injections in his face this week and he shouldn’t have.
very cool that joe biden thinks the best thing about undocumented immigrants is how they pay into social security and can’t collect it. exploitation is the real american dream!
put an electric collar on all the candidates and zap them when they evade the question
that really can’t be bennet’s real actual human voice
you can’t call joe a racist because not only does he have a black friend, he has A VERY POWERFUL BLACK FRIEND you might have heard of, his name is barack.
i wanna hear more from marianne
yes this drunk lady wants to put us back on the moon let’s go
this lax bro is tryna grab everyone’s guns this is wild
joe biden keeps showing me every single one of his teeth and i hate it
john hickenlooper has no idea what socialism is but that sure doesn’t stop him from talking about it at every opportunity
lmao kamala found the only worse answer to “run the country like a business” and it’s “run this campaign like a case i’m prosecuting”
msnbc keeps calling this commentator “lawrence” which is weird because it’s obviously niles crane?
