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I usually sleep on on Sundays but I'm a Coza because I'm in the mood to witness something....😭 
All the baddies got to Coza it seems 🙃
Once the Senior Pastor @BiodunFatoyinbo face came on the screen, the crowd went wild. The brainwashing is elite level.
They have jams sha. I'm here moving my body. The energy is 🔥
Testimony time! Bogus names and Bogus stories. God just coming through for people like it's Christmas day. And the crowd goes wild!!! BRAINWASH
Getting into the premises was wild. They banned jotters, searched bags, and had extra security just to make sure 'enemies of the church' don't sully their platform...
Ok now they have women coming on stage, sharing their 'encounters' with the pastor. This is some real PR/damage control. "Pastor this. Pastor that. Pastor"
Every one of them on stage looking tush af. Not one hair out of place. Everybody got on some blinging jewelry.
One of them said, "Pastor touched my life" me and my guy giggled. The crowd cheered! Brain what?
WASH!!!
WASH!!!
They fighting outside apparently
All the ushers are on high alert⚠️-- On the look out for any 'rotten apple' that bypassed the security checks. Any protesters who will disrupt the service. I'm here for this!
The protesters and the supporters are having a stand-off
Everybody's testimonies involve money 💵... It's like Coza's God doesn't do mental health problems or matters of the soul. Everybody getting rich in this bitch. Maybe I should join...🤔
Testimony giver: "And God told me..."
Me:
Me:
Pastor Biodun is not going away anytime soon. The lady on stage screamed "I celebrate my forever pastorrrrrr‼️"🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾. The crowd joined her.
Only women giving testimonies. They're all speaking about how Pastor changed their lives. They are really dick riding this dude. Like their salvation depends on it. And it's only 10am.
Rape apologists full ground. Except me tho 😭
A lady behind me was just approached by a security personnel to hand over her phone because she was recording. She refused. They made her delete it instead. Coza aint here to play gamez
Apparently, They paid a bunch of Hausa boys 10k to come and protest. Coza Mafia!!!
They seizing phones out here. I hope you guys will protest for me o!
Pastor's wife actually said "Hug your neighbor with permission o! Before they say we're giving girls to men"
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ She looking fly tho.
⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ She looking fly tho.
Pastor is here! " We love you pastor!!!"
This is what Pastor had to say. Apparently, he's answering to the 'elders' before he can make any comment or take action. Espionage on 100 in enemy territory 📷
Pastors wife was about to add her own, "Even as an unbeliever, Daddy never touched anybody"
Then Pastor came back on stage and was like the 'elders' will handle it. Wild tins.
Then Pastor came back on stage and was like the 'elders' will handle it. Wild tins.
The crow just kept screaming "we love you pastor!" Me too I screamed because when in Rome...😭😭😭
See all the Hausa boys they paid to support Pastor. Wow. Coza works harder 😰
This sun will not be kind to these protesters. But let's get it!
At some point all I was hearing was "BAaahhh!" #sheep
Pastor also announced the cancelation one of their upcoming events because their guest speakers didn't want to be associated with the scandal. Not a good look.
I have to say COZA's PR machine is topnotch. The damage control they did ehn... Even I couldnt tell if I was at the correct location. Women praising this dude like he is the second Coming of Jesus...
I listened to this guy speak for the first time today and I have to say: I can understand why these guys adore him. He speaks so well, looks so unthreatening, looks so stylish, with a side-parting the likes of which we haven't seen since Moses and the Red Sea. He is their God.
My look for today's service. I had to dress up the way COZA members do. Had to fit in. How'd I do?
Also, if a pastor can rape (allegedly) and get away with it, then I can where this shirt to his church without feeling guilty. Since we're all gods...
On a final note, lemme promote my podcast since you're all here:
Thanks for tuning in. Just trying to support our women any way I can. Even if it's to play spy in a super Church. Do follow🙌🏾 IG: rodneyavo
