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Clara Jeffery
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Doing so much Craigs List/NextDoor/Marketplace shopping rn, I can tell you exactly how to price your stuff or, if you live in SF and you're looking for something, hmu, it lessens the drugery.
Some artist/architect/printmaker/scrapbooker should snap this up. FREE nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…
If you're trying to sell or even give away a bed you must, and I cannot stress this enough, make the bed before you take a pic.
I legit can't believe this needs to be said.
insert Obama wtf GIF
Not sure if this price is for one (good) or both (insane) but sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/fuo/d/san-…
Even more gobsmacking nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…
Who needs a free Blu Dot kitchen table? 👀 nextdoor.com/for_sale_and_f…
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This is a zillion lawsuits waiting to happen.
I mean this could/will literally kill someone. Who authorized this? @BevanDufty
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Clara Jeffery
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It is a truth universally accepted that people who post to Craig's List are shitty photographers.
also, like, maybe get your dirty laundry out of the frame?
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