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Oh, the depositions in the Epstein case...

It was a mere salad fork...
And we know that Ghislaine was the one to introduce him to salad forks 🤣
But the truth of the matter is that you never have just one salad fork...

This time around, SDNY should make sure to get Epstein to produce the rest of that set.

Show where he could order replacement forks?
Or at least to find photos from his dinner salons where his guests are using those salad forks?
Then again, I'm fairly certain that investigators already have plenty of photos of Epstein's guests using those the rest of that set of 'salad forks.'

Action shots, videos, you know.
[ FWIW most of this stuff is so horrible, pointing out the absurdity in rhetoric lets me clear my head... and with Epstein, chances are the absurdity will deal with jelly anal wands and the like. ]

[ because then I'm not thinking about how it was broken in the first place 😒]
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