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My college dorm permitted smoking and drinking so I'm gonna have to say today's version is a downgrade theatlantic.com/education/arch…
Folks don't smoke or drink, obviously. Also stay in school. Also there's no hope with dope.
One downside to my dorm: ppl kept pulling the fire alarm in the middle of the night. Also the school would fine kids if we didn't exit the building in the event of a real, but *very minor,* fire. Obnoxious.

That happened less after the retaliatory firetruck theft.
We didn't need the nanny state being like "here's what you *need* to do in the event of a fire in the building."

Like, you want us to *stop* setting pizza boxes on fire in the trashcan? For what purpose? This is helicopter parenting, and we went to college to get away from it.
I see ppl are confused by several references to unseemly behavior in this thread. Let me clear up all the confusion: New Jersey.
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