As a great man once said, I am not making this up.
Really. REALLY. Into baseball.
I did not know that the pitching styles of the Twins starting lineup were so clearly distinct until he demonstrated for me.
And then there's my daughter, who is going to make the local high school theater goths very happy someday.
I love them all so much.
I did not know. Turns out, they do.
And I ask her whether she's getting to play with her dudebros.
"Oh, yeah, sure," she says. My perfect little Minnesotan.
They play superheroes.
"Today, we killed God," she says.
Naturally, this is when she gets distracted by her little sister and refuses to elaborate.
So. I do what any good mom would do. I text the posse mom I feel most certain is unlikely to be offended by pretend deitycide.
His response. And again, I am not making this up: "Well, God was just getting too powerful."
A) Needing to send my kid to those UU comparative religion classes
B) About to become the stock grown-up background character in a Stephen King and/or Neil Gaiman novel
C) A few years away from hosting a LOT of D&D games in my basement.