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Kirk Rudell
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Based on a quick scan of the life of @BriscoeCain he didn’t mean to type “My ART PROJECT is ready for you.” So: just another dummy who memorizes insult lines from Trump rallies threatening a Presidential candidate.

And other details about him are so predictable...
Most conservative member of the Texas legislature, where he is also considered one of the worst. Science frightens him. He regularly puts the Bible above the Constitution and his own extreme personal faith above the rights of others. No surprise, right? And then there’s...
“Bergundi.” That is the *perfect* name for his wife. The kids are probably Bronko, Calebb, Kahmaro, and Briscoe, Jr.

Congrats, Briscoe, you’re one messy affair from filling your evangelical Republican bingo card.
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Kirk Rudell
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Play this out: the @HouseDemocrats seem to (finally) be moving to impeachment. The Manhattan DA subpoenaed 8 years of his taxes. And based on his #UNGA speech, he's cognitively impaired. What if Trump just makes a break for a Trump Tower bunker? Boom. We sort of have Die Hard.
First he'd text Ivanka to join him. She'd pretend to have missed it ("Was at the gym! XX") and try to blend in at Sant Ambroeus. She'd text Don Jr. and Eric ("Uch I'm sure u heard from Daddy too"), who would say "Oh yeah, definitely," then check their phones, then sob a little.
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Kirk Rudell
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A long time ago, I worked at the New York Observer with Robin. We were walking back to the office from lunch one day when we came upon some cops speaking to a woman who had just been mugged, along with a few eyewitnesses...
As I wondered what might have happened, Robin took her reporter's notebook from her bag and moved in to get the story. And as Robin spoke with everyone, I...stood back, profoundly uncomfortable. Because, I realized, I wasn't a reporter. I wasn't wired to do what Robin did:
Ask the tough questions to get the truth.

I haven't seen her in years, but it's no surprise that she (and Kate Kelly) did this work to write this book. This is why we need a free press. It's also why we need a free @FBI and DOJ.
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Kirk Rudell
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Yeah, no, I’m aware of those, Nick. I’m just saying this looks... less exciting. But as long as you’re not complaining!
We can just swap you out for Robert Davi.
And I don’t want to waste time shitting on your credits, @yesnicksearcy. (Hell, I wrote on “Nikki.”) The important point is that this is what you and other ‘conservatives’ defend: our government orders officials to lie about the weather or be fired. nytimes.com/2019/09/11/us/…
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