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Oh my God this story has one of the best ledes I've ever seen (apologies to anyone I've ever edited! Yours are amazing too! But omg just read it)
Hey fellow Gen-Xers... we've gone through some bullshit, huh?
"“It is beyond me why either party in this case would have an interest in having all of this done publicly,” Justice Michael Katz said at an appearance last year in State Supreme Court in Manhattan."

I have ideas lmao
"Mr. Giuliani now gives his wife $42,000 a month, as well as covering other bills... as ordered by Judge Katz in February. Mrs. Giuliani must pay for the landscaping at their home in Southampton."

This pressed every class rage button I have
I believe $42,000 is the average annual salary for experienced journalists in the United States but tbh that might be really optimistic
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For you youngsters, there was actually a nonzero chance at one time that Rudy Giuliani might be president someday. Like it was discussed as though it was a totally rational thing en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rudy_Giul…
Newsrooms everywhere had viewing parties where when he referred to 9/11 to make a political point during a debate, everyone would drink. My uh friend told me
lol I love when I post a couple beers in
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