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Ben Domenech
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Indulgences 2019
"But we saved up for your annual steak, sweetheart."

"It's all right, Timmy needs the surgery. Maybe next year..."
For you have sinned and ordered the Western Thickburger, and you know the price that must be paid to Gaia
I heartily encourage the climate warriors to run on a cheeseburger tax. Dooooo eeeeeeeet.
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Ben Domenech
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I remember when this was a conspiracy theory. Turns out: Nope, just a fact.
nytimes.com/2019/10/02/us/…
Also: now clear that in addition to multiple falsehoods contained in the complaint, the whistleblower straight up broke the law.
I cannot believe Schiff was this stupid. I mean, I can, but still - the immediate publication, the lies to the media, the clear coordination - did he think no one would report it?
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Ben Domenech
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I can't wait to see how the Democratic candidates deal with this basis for impeachment. I'm sure it will work out great for Biden in particular.
Impeachment is a gift to Warren that also nukes Biden's "return to normalcy" narrative and ensures we are debating his proximity to corruption for months. It's also what the media and Trump want, so Democrats are doing it.
I cannot fully express how pleased I am to see this happen.
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Ben Domenech
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The White House clearly wants Elizabeth Warren, and they're wrong to want her.
I have received a ton of emails about this tweet! Here is my followup to it:
Let's eliminate all but the top 3 on the D side as conceivable nominees. Of the 3, Biden is the most liked; Warren has the most sophisticated political and policy operation; and Sanders was right about things last time but he's shedding staff everywhere and looks like old news.
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