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.@AlyssaRosenberg (Over dinner, seriously): I have to ask you about something that's been bothering me all day.

ME (with trepidation): Okay...

ALYSSA: You know in Lord of the Rings, the human who kills Sauron and takes the One Ring?

ME: Oh, Isildur. Obviously. (1/2)
@AlyssaRosenberg ALYSSA: Right, Isildur. So when he decides to keep the ring, why doesn't Elrond just murder him and throw him into Mount Doom?

Reader, I married her. (2/2)
The 👏 Last 👏 Alliance 👏 Of 👏 Elves 👏 And 👏 Men 👏 Isn't 👏 A 👏 Suicide 👏 Pact 👏
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