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The waiters and waitresses in this bar just woo-woo’ed so loud directly behind me for someone’s birthday. I almost pepper sprayed someone.
You can take the boy out of New York. You can never take the New York out of the boy.

Sh** was about to go down in here.
Oh my f***ing sweet merciful Buddha.

It just happened again.

Even louder this time.

I would ask to speak to the manager, Karen, but I suspect she’s behind all of this.
I swear to freaking G-to-the-O.D., I am getting theme-restaurant-PTSD in this place.

I am going to leave her more jumpy than when I got home from ‘Nam.

Granted, I went to Vietnam on vacation but that is not the point.
Vietnam is lovely by the way. Especially the north. People are amazing. Granted, I almost crashed a motorcycle I had no business riding and ended up in a gas station that was actually a car wash but then some nice people brought me gas in two-liter bottles.

Vietnam is great.
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