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1. A Nigerian will go to Cotonou; buy a car, pay car deportate/battery/security and duty to Benin republic. That car will be driven to 'pastor park' at seme border & he pays a smuggler to fly it rather than pay duty to Nigeria! A Nigerian will take taxi from his house in Maryland
2. USA, eat a burger in the cab & tell the cabbie to stop at any trash can so he can dump the burger wrapper. This same Nigerian will land at Nnamdi Azikiwe int'l, buy gala & throw the wrapper on the floor without thinking. In the UK if you watch 'live TV' from a channel that
3. isn't broadcast in the UK (including those picked up via satellite or online), you need to be covered by a valid TV licence. In the Uk, VAT, Income, National Insurance Corporation, Capital gains, Motoring, Inheritance, Stamp duty Insurance Premium, Air Passenger Duty Taxes
4. are the compulsory taxes. Uk has standard 20% VAT & reduced VAT of 5%. Meanwhile Alphonso is living in central London asking why Nigeria should increase VAT on some items to 7.5% while he is paying tax for even the air he breathes in London. Alphonso returns to Nigeria and
5. is looking for free to air connection to install. When you ask him why he retorts 'what is government doing with the money?' 'Are senators not driving jeeps?' Alphonso will either hold the urine as he drives through central London until he gets home or stop to use a public
6. urinary. Alphonso arrives Nigeria & picks any spot near the airport gate to urinate without a care in the world. My brother my sister, no be PDP or APC or military spoil Nigeria, NA ONLY OF US HEAD NO CORRECT!
