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If there's anything that offends Houston Rockets fans, it's insufficiently obsequious groveling to totalitarian one-party states
When it comes to crushing dissent, the only thing that works better than tanks is the threat of a 7% global drop in NBA merchadise sales
Breaking: NBA institutes new uniform rules mandating dunce caps and placards confessing guilt in Hanzi
And the Espy Award for Courageous Servility to High Revenue Totalitarian States goes to the National Basketball Association
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