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This is the correct take. D.C. is not a real city — stay loyal to your hometown team.
The addendum to this is that it is okay to have the Nationals be your ***secondary*** team if your primary team doesn’t make the playoffs etc. — but D.C. is a made-up city so you can not abandon your hometown team upon moving here.
Lots of people angry that I called D.C. a made-up city — some even calling me racist for doing so! — so, just to be clear, every city except for Cleveland is a made up city. Stop being fans of teams from made up cities.
This Washington Post writer just tweeted then deleted a “send him back!” tweet at me in response to my joke. My veins can not handle this.
This is like when they tried to cancel Dave Chapelle over his stand up. I am literally Dave Chapelle.
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