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5 back-to-back meetings on a Friday morning shall be fucking illegal.
Fuck you, Karen.
And henceforth, I declare that EVERY Friday shall be No Pants Friday™

* ᴺᵒᵗ ʳᵉᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵈᵉᵈ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵍᵉᵗ ᶠᶦʳᵉᵈ/ᵃʳʳᵉˢᵗᵉᵈ.
** ᴺᵒᵗ ᵛᵃˡᶦᵈ ᶦⁿ ᵠᵘᵉᵇᵉᶜ
Going down on your partner and coming up before your job is done will be punishable by 10 vegans, runners, and Fortnite gamers talking to you for 24 hours straight.
Effective immediately, unsolicited dick pics will be automatically forwarded to the senders female family members.
And his gay uncle Bruce.
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