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David Lewis @davidclewis
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Fuck Trump, fuck Putin, fuck Farage, fuck Banks – lol, fuckbanks – fuck Rees Mogg, fuck Johnson, fuck Dacre, fuck the Daily Telegraph, fuck that guy with lizard eyes and no chin whose name escapes me, fuck Murdoch, fuck Sessions and his gerbil-with-dementia grin, fuck Pence ...
... fuck Theresa May, especially fuck David Cameron, fuck David Cameron’s caravan, fuck David Cameron’s caravan’s canteen, fuck Corbyn, fuck McDonnell and fuck me for falling for their fucked up fuckery, fuck the Express, fuck Fox News, fuck RT, fuck fucking Question Time ...
... fuck Zuckerberg, fuck social media, fuck every fucker who ever even contemplated voting for Ukip, fuck Britain First, though they’re fucked already, fuck the banks – lol, fuckbanks – fuck Blair, fuck Dubya, fuck deregulation, fuck privatisation, FUCK GRANT FUCKING SHAPPS ...
... fuck Assange, fuck the Canary, fuck the Royal Wedding, fuck selfish fucking idiots, fuck despots, fuck abusers, fuck the NRA until they burst, fuck homelessness, fuck homeless spikes, fuck the governments that have caused homelessness and don’t fucking care, fuck Cowell ...
... fuck the other Simon, fuck famous for being famous, fuck fame as an achievement rather than a byproduct, fuck Andrew Neil, fuck Neil Hamilton, fuck Cambridge Analytica and fuck Steve Bannon if you can stomach it, fuck Mercer, fuck MAGA, fuck Morrissey, fuck my boots (FMB) ...
... fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit, fuck Brexit ...
... fuck Paul Ryan (THAT’s the lizard/chin guy), fuck pro-lifers, fuck pro-gunners, fuck Michael Gove, fuck every sentence in every edition of the Sun newspaper ever published, fuck Barlow, fuck Piers Morgan, fuck climate sceptics, fuck Holocaust deniers, fuck ‘fake news’ ...
... fuck every fucking thing and every fucking fucker that’s fucking this fucking world into a fucking fuckshow of fucking oblivion rather than doing some fucking good, fuck the word fuck because it looks fucking weird now, fuck this thread, fuck you, fuck me and fuck off.
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