, 13 tweets, 3 min read
My Authors
Read all threads
Why cities turn ppl into libs.
1. Imagine you live in a city and after seeing countless bums set up a shanty in front of your door step. Eventually you start to a few extra tax's to get them to shelters might be a good idea. Congrats you're becoming a lib.
2. Try driving in a city. Traffic and parking are insane. You start to think maybe a cylinder on wheels or tracks with ppl crammed in like sardines and evey foul smell possible might be worth more taxes
Congrats you're on your way to being a lib
3 back to the bums.
Everywhere you go bums drinking naughty dogs, scope, or hand sanitizer and peeing everywhere. Your also trying not to step on a needle with your flip-flops.
If only there was a place for them.
4. Unlike the country where you need to be self sufficient, ppl in the city rely on govt for services or everything grinds to a hault. If you're services go out you're screwed. So playing a few more taxes to fund some new projects sounds like a good idea.
5. Gun control.
In the country it's common for ppl to own guns for target practice, the cops might be 10 miles away, critters trying to break into your chicken coop, or hunting. You think nothing of guns as they are common. Pick-up trucks on side of roads with ppl I'm camo. Cont
6. In a city a gun means trouble. They aint plunking cans.
Going gansta and holding it sideways causes a few errant shots will trying to look cool.
Eventually a few shouts in your city nieghboorhood and your begging for gun control. You're on your way to being a lib.
7. Living wage
Cities are expensive and you need govt services. There is no way your paying for all those services and rent on a 40hr a week flipping burgers at McDonald's. Take Boston, a tent sized apt will cost you north of 2000 a month. You're! Working 50rs a week at $10. Cont
8. That's 50 hrs a week just for rent and nothing else. Ignoring inflation, the facts most business turn a 5% profit, and raising minimum wage is just going cause everything to go up. Ignoring the facts of economics you still think it will magically work you support living wage.
9. Diversity is everywhere. Everyone has a story just like you of struggling to just get by.
10. Fitting in is important in a city.
Indivialism doesn't work when you're stuck on a tin can on tracks in rush hour. Most ppl are in the city bc they want some form of govt to supply stuff. Everything is close by ignoring the fact it takes hours on public transportation
11. Voting for libs.
You're in a city. Your survival requires govt services and support. You can't be self sufficient. You are always looking for more stuff. Free is better even if you know it's never happening. Your becoming a lib.
12 back to rent.
Your barely paying for rent and food. Your apt was built last century and needs a 100 yrs of upgrades. Your landlord must be rich after all you're paying 2000 for a paper thin walls heated by steam. Eventually you start to thing taxing this rich guy is a right
Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh.

Enjoying this thread?

Keep Current with SMELLY Anon

Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

Twitter may remove this content at anytime, convert it as a PDF, save and print for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video

1) Follow Thread Reader App on Twitter so you can easily mention us!

2) Go to a Twitter thread (series of Tweets by the same owner) and mention us with a keyword "unroll" @threadreaderapp unroll

You can practice here first or read more on our help page!

Follow Us on Twitter!

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just three indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3.00/month or $30.00/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Too expensive? Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal Become our Patreon

Thank you for your support!