—and a brilliant perfectionist engineer
A perfectionist engineer wanted to inspire her daughter—
so she always built things at home + had her help.
It started with Legos, robots + coding
—BUT each had to be PERFECT
or the engineer mom would get upset...
They would build a golden well—using exactly 100 bricks
So they sketched plans, made calculations, designed angles to make a gold well using EXACTLY 100 bricks...
They bought gold paint
carefully painted each brick
+ placed each one in its place
Just as they finished—the daughter held up 1 extra gold brick
The perfectionist engineer was confused + angry!
She grabbed the brick
& THREW it out the backyard
as high + far as she could—
Today to my dismay astrology is back.
There were a bunch of teenagers on a city bus.
They were noisily switching between making TikToks + Astrology apps + teaching eachother supernatural nonsense...
She complains about how loud the teenagers are
& how absurd astrology is.
The teenagers complain about the womans’ barking dog.
The woman grows angry
SNAPS
grabs two of their phones
and throws them out the window!
Two of the teenagers grab the dog
+ throw it out the bus window
Everyone sits in shock
Finally the woman says
I cant believe i did that
I am SO sorry
The teenagers effusively apologize too
At the next stop
they hear commotion
look out the window
and WHAT do they see?!..
You guessed it.
Running to them alongside the bus.
Is the woman’s dog.
And guess what it had in its mouth?...
—a lesson...in PATIENCE.
...They’ll be hugely popular.
...Because if you sprinkly magic on top—you can sell people anything”
Source: theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2…