Ah yes. The ITV hub app. Now with added cobwebs since I last touched it, probably during the Tory leadership debate.
Emmerdale. I've never watched Emmerdale before. It seems cunty in the extreme but it'll probably be glorious intellectual luxury compared to what comes next.
All soaps that are not Corrie are shit. This is a fact.
Fuckin hell people actually watch this shite.
God they both look so bloody weird
Corbyn looks worse. Like a drunk that stumbled into the studio.
Corbyn's glasses are a fucking state. Makes him look all over the place.
Johnson has barely said a single accurate thing since he started talking, just an endless flubber of half-arsed nonsense.
God this is depressing. We deserve better than this.
Fuck are people clapping. Are they mad.
That was really strong by Corbyn on the NHS.
Quite notable how cross they both look when challenged. For Johnson it's arrogance. For Corbyn it's the fragility of tribalism.
Make that bloke the PM.
Truly appalling from Johnson attacking parliament. Just the most brazen reprehensible horse shit.
Corbyn completely useless. Being handed perfect opportunities to damage Johnson and he fumbles the lot of them. Comes across like a dithering geography lecturer.
They're literally asking about trust in Boris Johnson. Trust. In Boris Johnson. And Corbyn is still buggering it up.
How is that even possible.
So it's basically left up to the journalist mediating the discussion to challenge Johnson because Corbyn is unable to.
Quite amazing how useless Johnson is too. Given the chance to challenge Corbyn on antisemitism and he rushes back to his prepared lines on Brexit.
Look, I detest them both, but fuck me alive I honestly thought they'd be better than this.
Haven't been impressed by Swinson in this campaign, but you can see why neither of them wanted her there. She could have done some proper damage.
Who is clapping. Are they watching something else.
Who has advised Johnson to just keep taking on his utter nonsense no matter who is talking over him. It looks dreadful.
Amazing how unpopular the four day week is. I really don't understand people at all.
Any half-competent political leader could destroy Johnson in this debate.
This shit can't be over soon enough.
Fucking hell, that was a lot better from Corbyn.
Then met with heckling from the audience and for a flicker of a second it looked like he was actually going to shout back at them.
"Mr Corbyn shares my love of plants and trees."
Interesting how badly Johnson's endless repetitions of his slogans goes down. He's not much less of a machine than May.
Well fucking hell. I'm glad I don't have to choose between those two guys for prime minister. That would suggest this country was really messed up.
Both dreadful, but Corbyn did a tiny bit better overall. Not enough though. He needed to deliver a proper kicking to shake up the race. He didn't.
