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Palmer Report is live tweeting tonight's #DemocraticDebate in the replies to this tweet, starting now. Join me, follow along, and share your thoughts. Let's do this!
Rachel Maddow is moderating. Good.
Elizabeth Warren said something witty and made Joe Biden laugh.
Amy Klobuchar seems visibly angry about how corrupt Trump is. She's right.
Bonus points to any candidate who's willing to emphasize tonight that the fake Biden scandal is fake.
Joe Biden is right: Trump fears Biden the most of any of the candidates. Doesn't mean Trump's perception is accurate that Biden would be the hardest to beat. But Trump does fear Biden the most.
Kamala Harris pointed out that Mike Pence is now implicated in the Ukraine criminal plot. Points.
Everyone at this debate would make a better president than Donald Trump. Including everyone in the audience.
Cory Booker looks really happy about what Elizabeth Warren is saying.
I've grown so accustomed to watching impeachment hearings this week, I keep finding myself afraid that Jim Jordan is going to jump in during this debate and say something frantically stupid,.
I'm way too short on sleep from these marathon impeachment hearings. Is there a democratic debate going on right now, or am I just hallucinating?
For a minute there I thought Bernie Sanders was reciting the lyrics to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start The Fire"
I think the Democrats should compromise with each other and implement "Medicare for Paul."
Dammit why is Tulsi Gabbard here
You've got to roll your eyes at a Democratic candidate who looks at all this Trump shit and still thinks the real problem is somehow Hillary Clinton.
Kamala Harris is destroying Tulsi Gabbard. Absolutely destroying her.
Okay, enough of the Tulsi Gabbard shit show. Can we get back to the Democrats now?
What the hell is Tom Steyer doing here?
Andrew Yang thinks the big threat to America is artificial intelligence? Has he seen Trump? Right now there's no intelligence.
Every candidate is trying to align themselves right now with Nancy Pelosi. Except for Donald Trump, who is hiding under his bed right now because of Nancy Pelosi.
LOCK HIM UP
Here we are debating whether the next president should provide child care, and the current president has kids locked in cages.
Andrew Yang is trying to give away money again.
If this keeps up, Tulsi Gabbard is going to have to plead the fifth.
Oh good a commercial break. I have to go check whether Rudy Giuliani is trying to flee the country.
Sorry I passed out. Did I miss anything?
Why is Bernie Sanders always talking about a "War on Tara"
Is this debate still going on? I'm missing Matlock for this.
Kamala Harris had no interest in feuding with Pete Buttigieg.
Did Joe Biden just try to twirl his mustache?
Mr. Trump, tear down this wall
Sooner or later we were going to get to the part of the debate where Cory Booker accused Joe Biden of being high.
What the hell is happening right now?
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